THE GEMS
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: helo
Stranger: p w every one writing gypsy?
You: what is that supposed to mean?
Stranger: what's up w every one writing gypsy?*
You: is anyone writing gypsy? I wasn't aware of that
Stranger: ive had like 5 conversations all starting w the other one writing gypsy
Stranger: rlly werd haha ;s
Stranger: so
Stranger: how are you? :)
You: lol..seriusly? i've had like 10 convos and their all frm india
You: im fine..doing good
You: u?
Stranger: hah, had a lot of them too
Stranger: nice :) me too
You: whr are u frm then?
You: plz dont say india
You: plz dont say india
Stranger: sweden hah :D
Stranger: and you?
You: ahh malaysia
You: wat time is it over there
Stranger: 22:14
Stranger: and at your place?
You: 4:15am
You: i need a life
Stranger: hah, dont worry, that was me yesterday ;)
You: lol how old are you?
Stranger: 16 x)
Stranger: you?
You: im 18
You: =D
You: err..so do you speak swedish? do you give good massages?!
Stranger: then why werent you out partying (;
Stranger: hahahahahahahah
Stranger: yeah i speak swedish, but i'm not too great giving massages
Stranger: and you? (;
You: partying? coz i have no life rbr?
You: oh cool man
You: i speak english, (obviously)
You: chinese, malay, hokkien, a little cantonese..
Stranger: but u'r 18, you should get a life ;)
Stranger: thats like awesome :$
Stranger: i speak swedish, english, russian, a bit french and like 2 words in german..
You: oh cool! i speak a lil russian too
You: nah, everyone here can speak at least 2 languages fluently
Stranger: not here haha
You: so you're like the abnormal one?
Stranger: but most are quite good in english, just old folks that dont ;)
Stranger: a little bit, yeah x)
You: oh awesome..
You: i hear you have good chocolate
You: XD
You: so the old folks just speak swedish?
Stranger: haha seriously??
Stranger: well yeah
Stranger: most of them
Stranger: but u sure u dont think about switzerland?
You: lol i have no idea man..maybe!
You: ok wait
You: so sweden is famous for..
You: skiing?
You: or is that switzerland too?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: kinda ;)
Stranger: the alpes n stuff
Stranger: the only thing sweden has is like the nobel prize hah
You: and massages, don't forget the massages
You: ja?
You: XD
You: (ja is swedish right?)
Stranger: hahah, i wont forget the massages!
Stranger: yes ;)
You: teach me some swedish!
You: oh wait, is sweden famous for cheese?
Stranger: hej jag heter ***
Stranger: not really
Stranger: ist that france?
Stranger: (means hi my name is ***)
You: oh wow..i have no idea how to pronounce that
You: aww..cheese belongs to france?
You: dammit
Stranger: hey yag heter? kinda x)
Stranger: yes it does ;D
Stranger: nothing belongs to swededn really
You: hahaha..alright
You: hej jaf heter april
Stranger: cool! ;)
Stranger: i'm just born in april (;
You: aww cool so am i!
You: so whats your name?
Stranger: mia :D
Stranger: thats just awesome being born in and having the name april O.o
You: lol, people rbr your birthday i guess
You: on the other hand
You: you get a lot of jokes like,
You: hey april, it's august alraedy
You: and i'm just like..
You: yeah.
Stranger: HAHAHAH
You: so watcha doing now?
Stranger: planning with some friends (:
Stranger: and you? thinking about getting a life? ;)
You: haha..yeah..watching the simpsons on re-run actually
Stranger: your not supposed to get up in the morning i guess?
Stranger: one of my friends is moving to the us for 1 year in two week, we're throwing her a party :)
Stranger: weeks*
You: Nah im staying with my dad now, and our times are just all messed up. we sleep really late and wake up really late
You: also he doesn't feed me on time, lol
You: aww cool!
You: is she your close friend? why just a year though?
Stranger: hahahah, make him food then ;)
Stranger: well yeah, she is (: she's going to study there for a year, just to get some experiance and stuff, after all shes just 17. so shell continue her studies here when she gets back :)
You: oh like some study abroad program kind of thing? staying with foster parents and stuff? cool!
You: why don't you go? come to malaysia. ;)
Stranger: hah, haven't got the money to do it, but it's be so much fun!!
Stranger: you could come here? (a)
You: nah, i don't have money either
You: haha
You: anyway, you'll get like seriously sunburnt in malaysia i think
Stranger: your dad has, i mean, he's allready saving on the food ;)
You: HAHAHHA
Stranger: i'm too cool for sunburns 8)
You: i'm too hot to be cool
Stranger: and i'm awesome enough to be both (a)
You: what does the (a) at the back mean actually? is it some swedish thing?
Stranger: its from msn, like an angel(-ish)
Stranger: we use it all the time, just like (y) is thumbs up etc
Stranger: :D
You: ahh i see..got it! (y)
You: so do u watch the simpsons?
Stranger: all the time heh :$
Stranger: love it
You: Lol lol lol
You: homer da bomb!
Stranger: he's tha shit
You: d'oh!
Stranger: mmmmmmmm doughnuts
You: fav character?
Stranger: not sure
Stranger: but i think its bart hehe
Stranger: and yours?
You: hmm..can't choose
You: but i dont like mr.burns!
You: creepy dude
You: excellent..
Stranger: but i like the excellent's!!!
See what I mean? Really entertaining when you meet the right person. Also, there was this other dude that kept wanting to talk dirty, but I kept deflecting his lame sexual innuendos, and he was actually kinda funny. Read it!!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wassup =)
Stranger: my penis
You: haha, funny
Stranger: ha thanks
Stranger: so whats up?
You: nothing much really
You: have you watched captain america?
Stranger: no i havent
Stranger: any good?
You: hmnm..meh. its okay i guess
You: where are u from anyway?
Stranger: the uk
Stranger: england
You: ahh i see..what bout harry potter?
Stranger: ha nope
You: lol..but harry potter's british!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yes i lived it
Stranger: rather than watch it
Stranger: thats how it works
You: what you're a wizard?
Stranger: just a muggle actually
You: haha..
You: hows that working out for you?
Stranger: meh
Stranger: its ok
You: dont you just hate it when those wizard go round waving their wands
You: *wizards
Stranger: is that a euphamism?
You: err, yes. now hang on while i go google euphamism
Stranger: haha sure...
Stranger: in google type
Stranger: define: thenyourwordhere
Stranger: and it defines it
You: alright..haha
- Alrite, I trust many of us don't know what euphamism means, so I'm just gonna enter the definition here.
- An euphemism is a substitution of an expression that may offend or suggest something unpleasant to the receiver with an agreeable or less offensive expression, or to make it less troublesome for the speaker, as in the case of doublespeak.
So for example: kicking the bucket = dying, hitting the hay = going to bed.
That sort of thing. Okay, continue with the convo.
You: err..okay..butwhat else can waving their wands mean?
You: OHH..
Stranger: haha!
Stranger: yes....
You: i belive only muggles do that
You: wizards are too busy saving the world
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i think youre right
Stranger: *waves wand*
You: LOL
You: avada kedavra!
Stranger: nooo!
Stranger: *dies*
You: haha..nah, i was just killing the bug next to you
Stranger: oh right ha!
Stranger: im alive!
Stranger: ill never take life for granted again!
Stranger: im gonna livve each day like its my last....
Stranger: argh! im gonna die today!
Stranger: its my last day to live!
Stranger: nooo!
You: wise words my friend haha..
You: now go do stuff on your bucket list
Stranger: haha
Stranger: well ive just done them...
Stranger: talk to a nice stranger on omegle about harry potter inuendo
You: HAHA
You: is that your only purpose in life? tsk tsk
You: and the inuendo part was ALLL you
Stranger: oh...
Stranger: way to quash my dreams....
You: at least i learnt a word today XD
Stranger: haha
Stranger: stick with me and ill teach you many words and things....
Stranger: like restraining order
Stranger: and stop
Stranger: and
Stranger: thats illegal!
You: Meh, its your last day..i wouldn't want to be wasting your time
Stranger: haha
Stranger: youre not
Stranger: i couldnt think of a better way to spend my time
You: nah..you could do some charity work you know..like
You: performing magic for orphans and stuff
You: wave your wand at them
You: haha
Stranger: haha!
Stranger: stop!
Stranger: thats illegal!
You: oh yes i forgot, performing magic in front of muggles is illegal
You: XD
Stranger: exactly!
Stranger: haha
You: no inuendos there
Stranger: so!
You: so what?
Stranger: what do you wanna talk about?
You: i dunno..anything's fine
Stranger: bananas?
You: HAHA
You: sure
You: bananas are yellow
Stranger: do you like bananas?
You: it depends if they are ripe or not
You: ;)
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: have you ever eaten a banana?
You: of course i have
Stranger: what have you ever done with a banana?
You: err..you know..eat it?
Stranger: ....
Stranger: *collapses*
You: need an ambulance?
Stranger: yes..or mouth to mouth will do
You: lol
Stranger: nurse!
You: be prepared for the kiss of life!
Stranger: best. last. day. ever.
Stranger: thank you
You: ha ha ha
You: so basically, i revive you, and you'll die again later?
Stranger: ah...well maybe its like groundhog day
Stranger: ill just come back
Stranger: and relive nthis same day again!
Stranger: thatd be awesome
Stranger: well talk potter
Stranger: bananas
Stranger: ill collapse
Stranger: and youll revive me
You: hahaha..how does the movie end?
Stranger: he somehow manages not to keep repeating the day, he
Stranger: just carries on with life
Stranger: oh
Stranger: and manages to get teh girl of course!
Stranger: the same girl he keeps meeting
You: interestingggggg
You: how old are you exactly?
Stranger: im 19
You: interestinggggg
Stranger: haha
Stranger: how old are you?
You: care to guess?
Stranger: hmm....
Stranger: 18
You: wow haha
You: you're good
Stranger: well i knew that
Stranger: because ive already met you of course
You: haha refresh my memory please
Stranger: well you wouldnt have remembered
Stranger: its like groundhog day/50 first dates
Stranger: youve never seent hsoe films?
Stranger: those*
You: groundhog day no, but 50 first dates yes
You: so the only thing i can assume now is you think i have short term memory loss
Stranger: that combined with minor time travel
Stranger: is that too far fetched!?
You: not at all!
Stranger: good!
Stranger: so what month and date is your birthday?
You: haha let's see you guess again
You: if you get it right
You: i'll buy a plane ticket right now and fly to england
Stranger: haha
Stranger: and then what
Stranger: ?
You: and then i go sight seeing
You: XD
Stranger: oh....that's no fun....
You: what'd you expect me to do hmm?
Stranger: may?
You: goodbye trip to england..sigh
Stranger: haha!
Stranger: october?
You: you're getting further and further away
Stranger: haha!
Stranger: february?
You: nope
Stranger: january
You: hahaha..nooo..
Stranger: do you have a birthday!?
You: LOL no coz there are only 4 months a year!
Stranger: july
You: nooooo..omg how long is this gonna take haha
Stranger: i give up....
Stranger: haha
You: APRIL!
Stranger: dammit!
Stranger: so what else is on your mind tonight stranger?
Stranger: anything bugging you?
You: bugging me? nah not really.
You: why? anything on your mind?
Stranger: ha
Stranger: oh nothing really
Stranger: apart from
Stranger: well
Stranger: i was just wondering what is on your mind
Stranger: thats what was on my mind
You: well that's sweet.
You: what time is it over there?
Stranger: its 11.43pm!
You: haha, no school tmr?
Stranger: no its the holidays!
Stranger: schools out for the summer
Stranger: we dont go back
Stranger: until september!
You: so summer huh..must be hot?
Stranger: oh it is
Stranger: its been real hot here
Stranger: hot....
You: haha strip then if its hot
Stranger: oh ive been naked the whole time....
You: now this is disturbing..
Stranger: how is that distubring!?
Stranger: itd be worse during the day
Stranger: its nice to sleep naked
Stranger: you should try it
You: im a girl, i dont think i can!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yes you can!
Stranger: and all the more reason you should!
Stranger: but seriously
Stranger: even unuder teh covers nakeed
Stranger: feels amazing
Stranger: you should defo try it
Stranger: its liberating
You: hahahha..
Stranger: add it to your bucket list
You: if my parents catch me naked, im blaming you
Stranger: haha please do
You: 'the stranger on the internet told me to sleep naked'
You: i'll be crucified by my parents!
Stranger: haha!
Stranger: well when you put it like that....
Stranger: DO IT!
Stranger: and hey im just telling you to sleep naked
Stranger: there are many more worse things i could be telling you to do...
You: hmm..really? I couldn't imagine anything else.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: well like...
Stranger: punching a kitten
Stranger: thats bad
You: true true
Stranger: or...
Stranger: putting up a "out of order" sign on all the toilets in a public place
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: sleeping naked is a victimless crime
You: haha..well when you put it like that...
Stranger: even better. last. day. ever.
Stranger: ill die happy
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: so what time is it where you are?
You: right now..about 7am
Stranger: woah!
Stranger: early bird!
You: actually i just haven't slept yet. My biological clock is messed up.
Stranger: woah! arent you tired!?
Stranger: are you a vampire?
Stranger: a badger?
Stranger: yeah, clearly!
You: vampire sounds better
You: haha
Stranger: i like badgers personally
Stranger: a vampiric badger!
You: hahaha..wow okay!
Stranger: are you australian?
You: do i sound australian lol
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you flaming galah!
You: whats a flaming galah!
Stranger: its a classic aussie phrase
Stranger: galah is a bird i beleive
Stranger: see, talking to me is an education
Stranger: stick with me kid
Stranger: we'll see the world
You: hey hey..i'm 18!
Stranger: hey, im still older!
You: by one year, grandpa!
You: hey not even one year if you wanna count it in months
Stranger: ha
Stranger: damn you!
You: i'm awesome!
Stranger: and naked!
You: haha not quite yet! still fully clothed i'm afraid.
Stranger: nooooooooo..
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