Goodbye Tiger. Rawr!

Rawr means see you soon in Tiger. 

Well I don't actually know what it means. But that's the only thing I ever hear tigers say, so I guess it means a couple of hundred other things. Including see you soon. No one really knows. Unless you're some sub species of tiger.

??


Ah well. 2010 has ended. And I know many people will sum up their 365 days in a single post. Well I can't do that.

Firstly because my life is too colourful. HA!

Secondly because I don't have that good a memory. Which makes me skeptical as to how Ted from How I Met Your Mother can remember every single person he met since college. In fact if you asked me what I had for lunch, I honestly couldn't tell you. I doubt you can too. Haha.

What did YOU have for lunch?

Oh you remembered? Fine.

What did you have for BREAKFAST? Ha!

And so we say goodbye to the year of the Tiger. Which happens to be my favourite animal from the zodiac. No wait, I forgot about the horses.

Rephrase: Tigers AND the horses.

But since it's the year of the Tiger, let's just stick to the awesome-ness of Tigers. And why not? Tigers are awesome. Or maybe the rest of the other animals are just lame. No offense to the non-Tigers.

I'm not a Tiger myself. I happen to be a Chicken. Just look at the difference. Tigers and Chickens. Chickens are SO way down the food chain that I don't even know how to connect the two. Just for the heck of it, I'll give it a go.

The above food chain is based on the theory that Tigers eat humans. Tigers do eat humans don't they? Anyway I'm sure I can proof Colonel Sanders died from a tiger attack somewhere.

And I heard that some people eat Tigers penises. Which is ridiculous by the way. It's cruel and inhumane and despicable and some other bombastic sounding word meaning BAD. What do they eat it for anyway? To grow another penis? What's the use of that?

Meh. At least we chickens taste better. We be finger licking good mon! Can't imagine someone, anyone, licking their fingers after having some Tiger penis. Yuck.

Ok enough of the P word. Let's talk about the history of Tigers. I'll give you a brief history about them.

Tigers were around since the beginning of time in the form of rocks.

They eventually evolved into various forms of algae, which would form the various species of tigers as we know of today.

The algae-tigers soon grew bored of swimming in ponds all day long and decided to go on land. They held it to a vote, and the general population agreed. They grew legs within a week and were soon roaming the earth.

Unfortunately for them, dinosaurs soon started dropping out of the sky. The dinos were a violent species, and were swallowing the algae-Tigers left and right. The population was dwindling.

The alpha algae-tiger decided it was time to evolve before the whole species got extinct. Being the ever obedient society, they did. And that was how tigers came to be. Since Tigers are so awesome, I just had to sprinkle them with magical dust. Awesome dust if you will.

From that day on, the Tigers no longer feared the dinosaurs. In fact, they ate the dinosaurs. And that's how the dinosaurs got extinct. Since then, the Tiger population flourished and were never in danger of being extinct again.

Guinness Book of World Records 2011 declared that Tigers are in the least danger of being extinct and are one of the most abundant species in the world.

(This is what happens when one is lazy to move one's hand over to the mouse and google the word Tiger.)

On a side note, I have no idea why I drew the tiger with only 3 legs. And no ears.

Anyway, it's the year of the Rabbit now. No use reminiscing about Tigers anymore. Shoo, Tigers. Come back in 12 years.

And I have absolutely no comments about Rabbits. They don't really play a big role in anything. I know there's Rabbit Satay, but eww! And hey, we chickens RULE at satay! Boo-Yah! We are so rocking the food world!

Before bidding 2010 goodbye, let me try to think hard and grab at some random flashes of memory.

Ooh. Guess what! I remembered what I had for lunch!

Ah wait, no. That was dinner.

Hmm. Well, one thing I'll never forget are my friends. (Unless I become a celebrity that is. Or maybe if I get amnesia. Or Alzheimer's.)

Haha. You'll never know. Ah I have awesome friends. We were fated to meet. Never again will I find another bunch of jungle people such as these. And even though I got hurt by some of them during the year, for reasons still VERY unclear to me,  at least I learnt how not to bear grudges. Bittersweet thing I guess. We're cool now though. It's all cool.

And the best thing was I made so many new friends. Especially the ones sitting around me. You know who you are.

Also, I had an accident and didn't die. Thank Heavens! Some one up there is taking gooooood care of me.

What else? Oh. SPM is over of course. No more Sejarah FOREVER. Yes, it's been a good year. =D

And what would a new year be without a new year's resolution?

New Year's Resolution:

• Stop writing 2010 as the current date.
• Blog something positive about the Rabbit.
• Google Tiger. 
• Draw a 4 legged Tiger.
• With ears. 

Yeah that's all I can think of for now. I'm so sleepy and my eyeballs are drying up. I may have been sleep-blogging for all I know.

Before I go, I wanna officially welcome Rabbit version 2011. Boink! We should all follow the rabbit's good example of eating carrots. It's healthy and good for your heart..and..stuff.

Update of NYR:

• Stop writing 2010 as the current date.
• Blog something positive about the Rabbit.
• Google Tiger. 
• Draw a 4 legged Tiger.
• With ears. 
• Buy carrots.

Ok this is definitely me sleep-blogging.

Goodnight and Happy New Year!