Anyway, I go to the kitchen. (Because my fridge is in the kitchen. Duh. Who puts their kitchen in the living room?) Then I walk towards the fridge. But even though I have walked for a long time, I can't reach it. So I start to run. I run and run. The fridge gets a little bit closer. I don't know why I want to open the fridge so badly. All I can remember feeling is that I MUST open the fridge. So I run faster and faster. And finally, the fridge gets nearer and nearer. Finally I reach it.
I put my hand on the handle. Then I stand there and I think: Should I? What if there's something frightening in the fridge? It's in the middle of the night, and I didn't even on any lights.
But the feeling inside my body just grew stronger. It said: Open the fridge. Open it. Open it NOW!
It grew so strong that I just had to give in. And so I did.
I opened the door, and I opened it slowly. The door made a creaking sound. (I don't know why it does. The fridge is new.) The light from the fridge lights up, giving the contents of the fridge a spooky glow. Dramatic music starts playing in the background. Then, cautiously, slowly, carefully, I look inside.
And nothing could prepare me for it's contents. I got the shock of my life.
(Before reading on, RELAX. It's not a nightmare. I actually thought I was going to have one while dreaming it myself.)
The inside of the fridge, was filled with..CHOCOLATES! So filled up that you couldn't even stuff one more thing inside it. And every chocolate I have ever eaten in my life was inside that fridge. Seriously. There were
KITKATs TIMEOUTs CRUNCHYs PICNICs ANDES' TOBLERONEs CADBURYs CLOUDNINEs HERSHEY's BERYLs ZIPBARs! MARSBARs! TWIXBARs! GODIVAs EASTEREGGs NESTLEs...
I'm telling you...it was beautiful. And no...this is not the weird part. Wanna know what the weird part is? Wait for it...Wait for it...
In the middle of all those chocolates..there was...
AN ONION
Explain, anyone?
1 comment:
That's lame..but it brighten my day~
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