The One and Only Me: Photoblog: Chillin' by the beach

So yeah, I have a friend who has a beach side house. I mean, you know, no biggie, everyone has a friend who owns a beach side house, right? Pfft, big deal.

Now look at the rocks and be jealous..be very, very jealous..

Are you done being jealous?

Good.

Now look at more rocks.

Okay now that I've run out of rock pictures, let the post begin.

We came here to picnic after our finals, and by picnic I mean sit on a random rock and eat junk food. Look at how wholesome we are! Look at the balanced diet we are having!

That's what we call breakfast. Ah, kids these days. To make things less unhealthy, we had some apong too. I don't know how to spell apong, and I don't know the English word for apong. But the squiggly red lines underneath the apongs indicating spelling error are annoying the hell out of me. So let's just call apong 'Brown things' from now on.

Don't these semi-healthy brown things look delicious? They ARE. Be jealous, be very, very jealous. Now scoll up toward the rock pictures again for emphasis!

Anyway, it was upon these rocks that we ate. Might as well introduce the rock people while we're at it.

The person on the left with the brown hair and pink highlights is the owner of all these rocks. Yes, she is Isaura, a.k.a beach side house owner.

The one with the outdated peace sign is Si Jie, our maid from Indonesia, though sometimes when the sun is really hot, she can originate from Africa.

The freaky looking one with the nasi lemak is Finsen. I don't know what that face is for. Everyone else is looking normal in the picture.

The one in the black shirt (who later changed into a multi-coloured bikini, woots!) is Fidelia, and she's ditching us for some UM scholarship to study musical performance soon. What kind of friend is that?!

And where am I? I'm here, hiding behind these rocks. Why? Because I can.

Nah just kidding. It was because the sun was being gay and I didn't want to further blacken myself, the difference in my skin tone is already obvious as it is, so I hid behind the rocks.

Hiding behind rocks has it's drawbacks. First of all, it was extremely hard to reach for food as all the food was up there. And secondly, it was hard to pick up on conversations. I had to constantly yell up there to remind people to speak louder.

Eventually I gave up and went back up on the rock. But the sun was still gay .

Look at me eating in pain. This is not doing anything for my skin tone. Tsk.

Okay, short post, short post. Let's just briefly recap the rest of the day.

Fidelia posed sexily

I ate sexily

Finsen got a cramp trying to eat sexily

We chased crabs and actually caught one

We found a dead jellyfish and actually poked one

I drew a picture

Finsen vandalised my picture

It got worse

I tried to repair it

He mocked me

Isaura and Si jie ignored everything else and camwhored

Fidelia and I also camwhored

Finsen camwhored by climbing a tree

Fidelia camwhored in Sepia mode

Isaura and Si jie camwhored again

And then we all camwhored...

...on a rock. This rock was extra special because we had to wade through the water to get to it. It was in the middle of the sea! (And by middle of the sea I mean 20 steps away from the sea shore.)