Tuesday, January 22, 2013

My imaginary dog

For years now, I have always wanted a furry friend to call my own. That dream was short lived when my dad got me a German Shepard. I was 10 at that time and insanely happy.

The first task on my list when I got him, was to train him up to be a Champion. The dog of dogs. One dog to rule them all. It seemed simple enough. So the first thing I tried to get him to do was to to answer to his name. I named him Jacky (a stupid name now that I think about it), and for 20 minutes a day, the house was filled with me yelling 'JACKY COME!'

On the 3rd day, he finally responded. I yelled Jacky Come! and he just came running from the backyard. I was 10 at that time and insanely happy. My bubble was burst when I realized Jacky the idiot responded to anything if yelled in that same tone and at that same pitch, ie: Dishwater come!

In fact, it did not even have to be [insert name of object]come. It could be, You-stupid-dog-I-said-dishwater-not-Jacky! and he would still come. Nonetheless, he was a very happy dog, smiling regardless of being praised or being scolded. The house was so much cheerful with him around...

Or so I thought.

I came home one day and called out for dishwater - he didn't respond. My dad told me he had run away. I was 10 at that time and insanely gullible. Either that or my dad was 40 at that time and an insanely good liar (I later found our that he sold dishwater away. =C)

Since that day, my wish for another dog was never fulfilled because my mum was vehemently opposed to animals of any kind. I had no more dog to call my own. Oh, there was this one obese dog at my college apartment which I enjoyed taking pictures of. We named him fluffy. My cousins also had dogs. But only tiny ones.


Fluffy being fluffy

Fluffy being anti-social

Fluffy being shy

But other than that, my interactions with dogs have been limited.

Which is why I decided that at the first chance I get, I am going to own a Border Collie. Why a Border Collie you ask? Because they are the smartest of all dogs, that's why. Also, I will name my Border Collie...

Einstein.

So everyone, meet Einstein.

Einstein

Einstein with glasses


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Anonymous said...

I have an imaginary dog (well 2) Annabelle and Jerry. Both jack Russell's :3