OH GOD WHY?!

OMG THERE WAS A COCKROACH ON MY TOWEL IT WAS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING EVER I ALMOST CRIED NO ACTUALLY I CRIED SO BAD!! I WAS BATHING AND AFTER I WAS DONE I TOOK THE TOWEL TO DRY MYSELF AND THEN I DRAPED THE TOWEL AROUND MY SHOULDERS AND I STOOD THERE PLAYING WITH MY PHONE BUT SUDDENLY I SMELLED SOMETHING FUNKY SO I LOOKED DOWN AND THERE IT WAS!!! THE MOST DISGUSTING CREATURE THAT EVER LIVED ON EARTH EWW EWW EWW IT WAS SO CLOSE TO ME JUST BELOW MY CHIN OH GOD WHYYYYYYY!!!!

AFTER THAT I JUST THREW THE TOWEL ONTO THE BATHROOM FLOOR AND WENT SCREAMING OUT OF THE BATHROOM IM NOT SURE IF THE 'C' THING FOLLOWED ME OR NOT BUT IM PRETTY SURE IT DID BECAUSE THEY'RE EVIL!! IT WAS SO FAT AND HUGE IT WAS ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY ENTIRE ARM AND NO IM NOT EXAGGERATING!! IT ALMOST ATE ME OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! 

EVEN AFTER RUNNING TO SAFETY I KEPT THINKING THERE WERE OTHER COCKROACHES ON MY BODY AND THE RANDOM STRANDS OF MY HAIR THAT WERE LONG ENOUGH TO TOUCH MY BACK FELT LIKE THE LEGS OF A 'C' SO I KEPT JUMPING BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ACTUAL 'C' RUNNING DOWN MY BACK WHICH MADE IT WORSE BECAUSE EVERYTIME I JUMPED MORE STRANDS OF HAIR MOVED AND THEN I THOUGHT THERE WAS A WHOLE COLONY OF 'CS'  ON MY BACK OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

WHEN I FINALLY MANAGED TO CALM DOWN A LITTLE BIT I DECIDED I HAD TO TAKE ANOTHER BATH BECAUSE IT WAS JUST TO DISGUSTING I HAD TO RID MY BODY OF ANY TRACES OF 'CS' BUT I REALIZED I COULDN'T BECAUSE THE 'C' WAS STILL SOMEWHERE IN THE BATHROOM! BUT IF I DIDIN'T BATHE, THE SMELL OF THE 'C' MIGHT STILL BE ON MY BODY AND OTHER 'CS' MIGHT THINK IM A POTENTIAL MATING PARTNER AND COME FIND ME AND OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

AND NO I WILL NOT BE DRAWING ANYTHING TODAY BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST TOO DISGUSTING TO DRAW. 

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